THE NAKED
CANARY ISLAND VILLA
This mansion is the stuff of dreams. Wet dreams, really. Almost-like-a-porn-set dreams. A disco that’s doubles as a dungeon. A cedar sauna, where the only thing to look at is the other guys. A weight room, a game room, a bright red kitchen. And spacious bedrooms with marble-laden bathrooms. Perched right next to the cruising dunes of Maspalomas, this two-story sprawl feels like the perfect spot for your naughty fantasies. This is The Naked Canary Island Villa.
Stepping into this villa’s like stepping into a time capsule. You’re immediately brought back to the 1970s – a time of sexual indulgence and excess. The furniture, the fixtures, the lighting – everything harkens back to a bygone era. Indeed, this villa even has a Disco Dungeon!
This house is ideal for all sorts of antics. Watersports in the backyard. A role-play “curious neighbor” scene in the foyer. A gangbang in the sauna. Frisky hands in the outdoor Jacuzzi. Eating food off someone, stretched on the long table in the Bavarian Wine Cellar. This mansion’s like being on a film set, during the golden age of porn – except more fun, because it’s real…
You’ve never been to a “Disco Dungeon” before? We’re not surprised – it’s an Everything To Sea invention. It was actually pretty simple for us to conceive: the mansion’s got its own disco, complete with a great sound system, deep lighting, mirrors, an area with café tables and chairs, and even iconic musicians painted on one wall, “watching” the whole scene. It didn’t take us long to think how cool it would be to bring in some gear – like a sling, a Saint Andrew’s cross, a rim chair, restraints, harnesses, floggers and other fun fit for a dungeon, to make it the right fit for adventurous men. The mood’s lighthearted – so even guys with no prior experience will feel comfortable here, and not intimidated. The perfect place to explore – and maybe live out some fantasies…
Bedrooms can be shared or reserved as private rooms, if desired. All are fully air-conditioned. Sumptuous bathrooms are dripping with marble and glass. Rooms have tons of storage space, with floor to ceiling closets. And all easily access the classic Canarian patio (often known as a Spanish courtyard), located in the architectural center of the villa.
Indeed, the house easily doubles as a relaxing haven. It has a certain comfort level that feels like home – immediately welcoming, private, and not at all stuffy. It’s a true blend of decades past. From late 1980s design motifs, to a very Spanish aura with floor tiles and terra cotta roofs, to the basement’s fun and raunchy parts… this mansion’s got it all.
The Naked Canary Island Experience
Sun, sass, and nothing but your natural self.
The Naked Thai Experience
Easy days, warm nights, and full-frontal freedom.
Steamy nights, lazy days, and the scent of lemongrass on the breeze — this isn’t your average trip to Thailand. It’s a relaxed, clothing-optional escape along one of the country’s most stunning coastlines, where warm waves meet warmer company. You’ll swim naked, eat well, get massaged (twice!), and feel like you’ve finally exhaled. With a private villa by the sea, golden sunsets, and long, laughter-filled nights, it’s Thailand stripped down to what matters: comfort, connection, and the kind of freedom you didn’t know you were missing. Come solo, come curious, and melt into the mood.
❌ No tourist traps.
❌ No early alarms or tight schedules.
❌ No need to cover up or hold back.
✅ Just warm breezes, bare bodies, and everything in slow motion
Easy days, warm nights, and full-frontal freedom.
Steamy nights, lazy days, and the scent of lemongrass on the breeze — this isn’t your average trip to Thailand. It’s a relaxed, clothing-optional escape along one of the country’s most stunning coastlines, where warm waves meet warmer company. You’ll swim naked, eat well, get massaged (twice!), and feel like you’ve finally exhaled. With a private villa by the sea, golden sunsets, and long, laughter-filled nights, it’s Thailand stripped down to what matters: comfort, connection, and the kind of freedom you didn’t know you were missing. Come solo, come curious, and melt into the mood.
❌ No tourist traps.
❌ No early alarms or tight schedules.
❌ No need to cover up or hold back.
✅ Just warm breezes, bare bodies, and everything in slow motion
Highlights
- Linger at the villa — swim, sunbathe, nap with a new friend, or drift away under the shady gazebo
- Take a Thai cooking class, starting with a stroll through a bustling market to gather fresh local ingredients
- Tour a Thai rum distillery, sample the island’s finest spirits, and mix tropical cocktails with a kick
- Fly through the treetops on jungle ziplines or cross sky bridges high above the forest floor
- Ride an ATV through waterfalls and palm-lined trails hidden from the crowds
- Dine in stunning venues — from rooftop grills and lively markets to a Michelin-starred antique palace
- Wander the streets of Phuket’s Old Town, where pastel-colored shophouses and colonial charm reveal a layered history
- Marvel at the glam, glitter, and sheer spectacle of Thailand’s legendary ladyboy drag performances
- Watch half-naked Muay Thai fighters battle it out in a local arena — raw, intense, and up close
Highlights
- Linger at the villa — swim, sunbathe, nap with a new friend, or drift away under the shady gazebo
- Take a Thai cooking class, starting with a stroll through a bustling market to gather fresh local ingredients
- Tour a Thai rum distillery, sample the island’s finest spirits, and mix tropical cocktails with a kick
- Fly through the treetops on jungle ziplines or cross sky bridges high above the forest floor
- Dine in stunning venues — from rooftop grills and lively markets to a Michelin-starred antique palace
- Wander the streets of Phuket’s Old Town, where pastel-colored shophouses and colonial charm reveal a layered history
- Marvel at the glam, glitter, and sheer spectacle of Thailand’s legendary ladyboy drag performances
- Watch half-naked Muay Thai fighters battle it out in a local arena — raw, intense, and up close
- Ride an ATV through waterfalls and palm-lined trails hidden from the crowds
Trip Details
From US$2,980
Trip Details
- Trip Length: 7 days, 6 nights
- Location: Surin, Phuket, Thailand
- Group Size: Up to 16 men, plus 5 Everything To Sea staff
- Villa Type: Tropical elegance, lush and tranquil – with jungle and poolside vie
- Room Types: Shared or Private. Couch beds, single beds, queen beds, king beds
- Starts/End, Phuket, Thailand (airport code HKT or a well-chosen hotel in Patong, Bang Tao, Surin or Kamala); transfers included
- Vibe: Andaman tides, saffron light, designer calm, golden cocktails, teak wood. And as always – clothing-optional, relaxed, unpretentious, social and inclusive.
Everything That’s Included
- 6 nights in a private clothing-optional villa
- All meals, snacks, and fresh fruits
- All drinks — from our Juice-of-the-Day, to coffee, teas, soft drinks, and mineral water
- Cocktails – even when eating out (our self-serve Villa Bar stocks beer, wines, vodka, gin, whisky, and rum… 24/7)
- All activity fees and transportation
- Stress-free airport pickup (and drop-off later)
- Two indulgent full-body naked massages — pure bliss, head to toe
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- An infinity swimming pool – with a swim-up bar
- Clean-shave grooming services — any area, upon request
- Towel service and light tidying throughout the trip
- Villa-supplied towels, soap, shampoo, and laundry
- Wi-Fi
- Group Leaders who keep things flowing — like camp counselors, minus the whistles (and the shorts)
- No need to worry about gratuities — tips are already covered, too
Everything That’s Included
- 6 nights in a private clothing-optional villa
- All meals, snacks, and fresh fruits
- All drinks — from our Juice-of-the-Day, to coffee, teas, soft drinks, and mineral water
- Cocktails – even when eating out (our self-serve Villa Bar stocks beer, wines, vodka, gin, whisky, and rum… 24/7)
- All activity fees and transportation
- Stress-free airport pickup (and drop-off later)
- Two indulgent full-body naked massages — pure bliss, head to toe
- An infinity swimming pool – with a swim-up bar
- Clean-shave grooming services — any area, upon request
- Towel service and light tidying throughout the trip
- Villa-supplied towels, soap, shampoo, and laundry
- Wi-Fi
- Group Leaders who keep things flowing — like camp counselors, minus the whistles (and the shorts)
- No need to worry about gratuities — tips are already covered, too
Everything To Say
These men came, got bare, and got more than they expected.
Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. The ETS experiences, both the sail and villas, were truly fantastic and unique adventures. I found the quality and value of the offerings exceptional, from the stunning locales, beautiful accommodations, delicious food, great activities, to the unusually high ratio of hosts/staff to guests. While the amenities and creature comforts deserve high praise, it was the relationships, community, warmth, and friendships that formed so quickly which really made the ETS experience particularly noteworthy. The small group size, widely diverse and non judgemental participants, attentive staff, and the ease and comfort of the clothing optional environment made these trips go to the top of my best travel/vacations list. I'm looking forward to new offerings from Everything To Sea - a very special company.Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. I have had wonderful travel experiences with Everything to Sea. I did two private journeys with Dave and Max in Indonesia, another group sail trip in the coral triangle and one group trip at the French villa. They convinced me to hike up to the top of a dormant volcano that at first look , I was saying there was no way I could do it! Dave and Max were very patient with me after my recovery from major surgery and my physical abilities being less than normal. The snorkeling , hiking, Komodo dragons, Bali, and other parts of Indonesia were all amazing! Not to mention ( but I will anyway) being naked most of the time! I will be on the Gran Canaria trip next week!Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. I had a great experience on the Deluxe Sail - got to see a lot of beautiful island scenery (including Komodo dragons), had a great time snorkelling and seeing a ton of marine life, but most of all it was so nice spending a relaxing time on a ship with the other guys on the trip and the feeling of adventuring out into the unknown. An unforgettable trip and one I will always hold dearly in my memories.Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. I was on the sail expedition back in 2023 with the guys from Everything to Sea. From beginning to end everyone was helpful and accommodating to make the trip very comfortable and fun on the traditional sailboat phinisi. Amazing beaches, various animals like dolphins, turtles, manta rays, flying foxes, dragons, deers, and so many tropical fishes. Each shore and water excursion was guided and all very informative and fun. Accommodations were comfortable, had air conditioning, and lots of delicious traditional cooked foods and fruits were readily available. Can’t wait to try their other offerings.Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. In 2022, I joined a Naked Sail trip. It was great! The boat was a beautiful wooden ship with shared cabins; the crew was perfect and I really enjoyed the meals, the activities and the quiet times (perfect for sunbathing or reading or simply watch the islands pass by). Everything was taken care off! Once aboard, we could just relax and enjoy and not worry about a thing. There were about 10 guest onboard and I’m still in touch with some of them. Loved spending a week in my birth-costume and snorkelling with the turtles and manta rays was unforgettable. Didn’t trust those Komodo dragons though 😁Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Aloha readers, This was my first time going on Everything to Sea nude cruise. It was awesome. Max and Dave were the perfect hosts and guides as we snorkled , hikes, Meals and BBQ and had some great sessions getting to know each other including the other passengers. It was one of the best expierences I have ever had in my life. I'm 77 years young. The highlight of my expierence was the Komono dragon island and the village that we went to to visit all the children. Being naked 24/7 was a drema come true and more that I expected with the expierence on Max, Dave and other passengers. I feel I have made a lifetime friendships with everyone I went on my own and I couldn't have aksed for a better cabin mate. If you are thinking of any thing to do fun and nude I suggest you go with this company first. Believe me you won't regret it. Nude Hugs, JerryTrustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Fabulous time at the villa in the south of France in September 2024. We loved every minute of our trip, seeing medieval Carcassonne, wine tasting plus dinner in the vineyards, nude beach, plus so much more. We highly recommend Everything to Sea. We even signed up for another ETS trip to the Canary Islands Villa for this summer.Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Had two nice trips to Bali and Komodo National ParkTrustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. These guys are the best! They care about every detail and your well-being. They’re more like traveling with family who know the location, rather than a tour director. I’ve been on 3 trips and have nothing but great experiences!Verified by TrustindexTrustindex verified badge is the Universal Symbol of Trust. Only the greatest companies can get the verified badge who has a review score above 4.5, based on customer reviews over the past 12 months. Read more
Everything To Read
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Past Trips
Everything To Do
Here’s what your week could look like — relaxed, social, and full of little pleasures:
- Transfer from airport or hotel
- Villa orientation with light connection games
- Free time: a swim, a nap, or local wander
Evening:
- Group dinner at the villa
- Relaxed first night with a Thai massage demonstration
- Absolutely nothing scheduled — on purpose
- Swim, sunbathe, read, nap, or simply be
Afternoon:
- Villa downtime — camaraderie and connection
Evening:
- Dinner at the bay with authentic Thai food
- Palm trees, sunset and cocktails
- A Zipline jungle adventure
- A Thai cooking class with local market visit
- A villa hang. No plans. No pants. No problem
Evening:
- Dinner at a chic rooftop grill with stunning sea views
- Dazzling cabaret show featuring Thailand’s famous ladyboys
- Release and reimagine
Afternoon (choose one):
- A guided walk through Old Town Phuket’s colonial streets, art, and charming cafés
- An ATV ride through jungle, waterfall paths, and a secret beach
- A villa hang. Unbothered. Unclothed. Unapologetic
Evening:
- Cocktails and Dinner
- Our unforgettable Naked Villa Party — one way or another, it always ends with Everything To Sea
- Open day for rest, connection, and letting go
Afternoon:
- Villa kickback day
- Bonding moments – being bare with new buddies
- Perhaps visit the nearby beach…
Evening:
- Dinner at a bustling Thai night market – bring your camera!
- Authentic Muay Thai boxing match — up close, raw, and ritualistic
- An elephant sanctuary visit
- A Thai rum distillery tour with mixology session
- A villa hang. No deadlines. No tan lines. No drama
Evening:
- Beachside dinner in one of the island’s top restaurants
- Poolside breakfast and relaxed packing
Afternoon:
- Airport transfers to your next adventure…
Everything on Accommodations
High in the lush hills above Surin Beach, the villa is pure tropical indulgence — an escape that blends Thai elegance with Everything To Sea ease. Its steeply sloping roofs and open-air design fit naturally among orchids, palms, and sweeping sea views. At its heart, a gorgeous infinity pool shimmers in the sun, fed by a trickling stream of water and anchored by a stone-seated swim-up bar. A shady pavilion nearby holds a revolving table with sunken seating — the perfect spot for long lunches, laughter, and a touch of flirtation.
Inside, the vibe is luxurious yet relaxed. Rich woods, intricate tiles, and cool marble surfaces create a setting that feels both elegant and lived-in. Indoor and outdoor spaces flow easily across three levels, inviting you to drift between poolside chats, sunset cocktails, and quiet moments with new friends. Eight spacious guest rooms — all air-conditioned with sleek ensuite bathrooms — can be private or shared. Many open onto terraces or include cozy built-in lounging nooks for unwinding after a full day in paradise.
Every corner is designed for comfort and connection. From the outdoor dining area shaded by a fragrant tree to the lush gardens that wrap around the property, it’s all about balance — beauty and ease, luxury and laughter, solitude and community. Whether you’re soaking up the sun, trading stories under the pavilion, or watching the day melt into dusk, the villa gives you the space to be completely, unapologetically yourself.
High in the lush hills above Surin Beach, the villa is pure tropical indulgence — an escape that blends Thai elegance with Everything To Sea ease. Its steeply sloping roofs and open-air design fit naturally among orchids, palms, and sweeping sea views.
At its heart, a gorgeous infinity pool shimmers in the sun, fed by a trickling stream of water and anchored by a stone-seated swim-up bar. A shady pavilion nearby holds a revolving table with sunken seating — the perfect spot for long lunches, laughter, and a touch of flirtation.
Inside, the vibe is luxurious yet relaxed. Rich woods, intricate tiles, and cool marble surfaces create a setting that feels both elegant and lived-in. Indoor and outdoor spaces flow easily across three levels, inviting you to drift between poolside chats, sunset cocktails, and quiet moments with new friends. Eight spacious guest rooms — all air-conditioned with sleek ensuite bathrooms — can be private or shared. Many open onto terraces or include cozy built-in lounging nooks for unwinding after a full day in paradise.
Every corner is designed for comfort and connection. From the outdoor dining area shaded by a fragrant tree to the lush gardens that wrap around the property, it’s all about balance — beauty and ease, luxury and laughter, solitude and community. Whether you’re soaking up the sun, trading stories under the pavilion, or watching the day melt into dusk, the villa gives you the space to be completely, unapologetically yourself.
Room Options
The Blissful Room
(Terrace One)
This top-floor suite has it all — a private sea-view terrace, jacuzzi, and four-poster king bed. It’s steps from the pool but tucked away just enough for moonlit soaks and morning mischief with the breeze on your skin.
For $200, you can have your way with this room all week long.
The Expansive Room
(Terrace Two)
Big, bold, and built for pleasure — this suite is wrapped in greenery and comes with a king-size bed, a sexy jungle terrace, and a cheeky outdoor bath where the only audience is a coconut palm (unless you invite someone else ;).
For $200, you can have your way with this room all week long.
The Gentle Room
(Terrace Two)
Soft lighting, garden views, and an outdoor lounge corner for when you want a moment (or a makeout) in nature. It’s warm, inviting, and surprisingly flirty.
For $200, you can have your way with this room all week long.
The Hidden Room
(Terrace One)
Behind the kitchen. Down the steps. Past the papaya tree. This room is for men who like a little mystery — and a lot of privacy.
For $200, you can have your way with this room all week long.
The Congenial Room
(Terrace Three)
Slide open your glass doors into a private garden terrace — and maybe slide into bed after. This comfy space comes with a queen bed, two day beds, and just the right amount of shared-bathroom bonding. Note, The Annexed Room is next door, and is accessed by walking into The Congenial Room, turning left, and passing through the shared bathroom.
For $200, you can have your way with this room all week long.
The Annexed Room
(Terrace Three)
You like your peace and your privacy — this one’s for you. Tucked behind another room, with stone walls, and leafy views, this is your solo sanctuary (just be cool with the shared bath you’ll have to go through to access this room).
For $200, you can have your way with this room all week long.
The Charming Room
(Terrace Three)
Split-level and stacked with beds — king bed, single beds, even a smaller 90cm x 182cm Javanese “wedding” bed — this room is the life of the villa. Wet bar, couch, garden view… it’s saying let’s not sleep alone tonight.
For $200, you can have your way with this room all week long.
The Social Room
(Terrace Three)
A cabin of chaos — in the best way. With a queen bed, single bed, two bunks, and a couple of couches, this massive room is part jungle lodge, part adult sleepover.
For $200, you can have your way with this room all week long.
The Blissful Room
(Terrace One)
Description:
This top-floor suite has it all — a private sea-view terrace, jacuzzi, and four-poster king bed. It’s steps from the pool but tucked away just enough for moonlit soaks and morning mischief with the breeze on your skin.
For $200, you can have your way with this room all week long.
The Expansive Room
(Terrace Two)
Description:
Big, bold, and built for pleasure — this suite is wrapped in greenery and comes with a king-size bed, a sexy jungle terrace, and a cheeky outdoor bath where the only audience is a coconut palm (unless you invite someone else ;).
For $200, you can have your way with this room all week long.
The Gentle Room
(Terrace Two)
Description:
Soft lighting, garden views, and an outdoor lounge corner for when you want a moment (or a makeout) in nature. It’s warm, inviting, and surprisingly flirty.
For $200, you can have your way with this room all week long.
The Hidden Room
(Terrace One)
Description:
Behind the kitchen. Down the steps. Past the papaya tree. This room is for men who like a little mystery — and a lot of privacy.
For $200, you can have your way with this room all week long.
The Congenial Room
(Terrace Three)
Description:
Slide open your glass doors into a private garden terrace — and maybe slide into bed after. This comfy space comes with a queen bed, two day beds, and just the right amount of shared-bathroom bonding. Note, The Annexed Room is next door, and is accessed by walking into The Congenial Room, turning left, and passing through the shared bathroom.
For $200, you can have your way with this room all week long.
The Annexed Room
(Terrace Three)
Description:
You like your peace and your privacy — this one’s for you. Tucked behind another room, with stone walls, and leafy views, this is your solo sanctuary (just be cool with the shared bath you’ll have to go through to access this room).
For $200, you can have your way with this room all week long.
The Charming Room
(Terrace Three)
Description:
Split-level and stacked with beds — king bed, single beds, even a smaller 90cm x 182cm Javanese “wedding” bed — this room is the life of the villa. Wet bar, couch, garden view… it’s saying let’s not sleep alone tonight.
For $200, you can have your way with this room all week long.
The Social Room
(Terrace Two)
Description:
A cabin of chaos — in the best way. With a queen bed, single bed, two bunks, and a couple of couches, this massive room is part jungle lodge, part adult sleepover.
For $200, you can have your way with this room all week long.
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