Day 1:

We’ll pick you up between 1 and 4pm from the Béziers train station (or our meeting points in Pézenas, 45 minutes from the Montpelier airport “MPL”), and bring you to The Naked French Villa. Settle into your room, unpack, and get naked. Later, we’ll take you on a tour through the mansion.

Our first day is a relaxed day – a chance to kick back in our gorgeous accommodation, meet other guys, go for a swim in the pool, or even take a nap if you want. But don’t sleep too much – dinner’s by the pool under the stars. Expect a delicious 3-course dinner, accompanied by our favorite local wines – and your new, newly-arrived, like-minded friends.

Day 2: 

Wake up to charming church bells – just a part of typical village life in the South of France. The overlay is the sound of birds in trees, chirping something that sounds like “sweeeeet”. And that’s what this day’s gonna be. We’ll take the morning slow, then, you can choose between a “Famous” visit to Carcassonne Castle, or the “Off-the-Beaten-Path” activity today: kayaking down a charming river with lovely sights along the way. 

Carcassonne is considered one of the best castles in Southern France… and we think we’ve got one of the best experiences there. Accompany a handsome 13th century knight, as we immerse ourselves in the history of the Middle Ages. You’ll half-expect to see armed lookouts manning the fortified city’s towers – but luckily, our charming knight’s with us to insure our safety! Designated a UNESCO World Heritage Site, this is the epitome of a fairytale medieval castle.

Kayaks offer another sort of adventure. You’ll paddle past spectacular sights including an old stone bridge, riverside gardens, vineyards, and a village considered “the most beautiful in France.” Our excursion’s ideal for anyone who likes a bit of activity, with a few easy rapids – and refreshing swims if you fancy, too.

This evening we’ll delight in our favorite brasserie off the beaten track, as we enjoy a delicious dinner al fresco. Co-founder Dave calls it “the-most-wonderful-little-French-bistro-you’d-hope-to find-in-a-small-village-in-the-South-of-France.” Charming as all, with art all over the inside walls, the outside terrace offers views of a charming village – including an old, well lit church nearby in excellent condition. But the amazing food and delicious vin (alas, we’re in wine-soaked Languedoc) is why everyone keeps coming back.

Famous: Carcassonne Castle

Off-the-Beaten-Path: Kayaks on the Beautiful River 

Day 3:

Today’s a day with nothing to do. When was the last time you can say that actually happened?  

Hang out at the villa, and give yourself a day truly free of plans. This is truly refreshing. Bask in the sun, sleep, talk with others, nap with someone. Honestly: do whatever you want. 

Maybe you’d even like to head out and wander around the quaint village. If so, be careful of one thing: you don’t get the words to Lou Reed’s Perfect Day stuck in your head… 

“Just a perfect day…Problems all left alone…It’s such a perfect day…I’m glad I spent it with you…”

This evening we’ve got a special treat in store. We’ll visit a small, family-run organic vineyard in Languedoc – one of the fastest-growing wine regions in France. In fact, it’s the largest producer of AOC rosé wines in the country. But this is way beyond the typical orchard tour. Learn about the magic of fermentation, and how the juice of grapes transforms to alcohol. Because it’s the month of harvest, we’re bound to see some unusual activity. We’ll follow this with an authentic French home-cooked dinner. As we dine at the slope of their volcano, you’ll hear how the family’s wine names have personal origins, culled from favorite songs, movies, and even people they knew. 

Day 4: 

When you hear our company name, do you hear “Everything To SEE”? Then this day’s for you. Choose between seeing an authentic French town on market day (it seems like a gazillion opportunities for photos), or experiencing an even more extreme aesthetic – at a most eclectic villa, built by a most extreme man.

Explore the town of Pézenas on foot. It’s paved with cobblestones and has wonderful wooden doorways and tall shuttered windows. Walk with us, or wander off on your own. Don’t worry, because even if you get lost in the maze of back streets, the visible steeple of the church L’eglise Saint Jean serves as our meeting point. Hear the sounds of people singing a song from one house, a young man calling to someone from the balcony window of another. Still, it’s the visuals that captivate, for this is a most photogenic town – a photographer’s delight. Even the novice can’t help but snap some pics. Seriously, if you like to take pictures, it doesn’t get better than this. The weekly market this day is a bonus.

Or join us on our excursion to both a modern-day palace and antique villa. We’ll bring you to a little-known chateau, showcasing eclectic architecture and decorative arts from the end of the 19th century. After 15 years of renovation, this jaw-dropping residence is finally open to the public. Within interiors that mix Egyptian and oriental Art Nouveau in an explosion of colors, you’ll see fabulous stained glass windows, astounding paintings and original furniture. Learn about the man behind the mansion, who inherited gobs of money, created this chateau with it, and entertained lavish parties.

In the evening, bond with other guys at our trademark Naked Villa Party – a mid-week event complete with music, drinks, and connection. Everything To Sea’s all-male naked pool parties aren’t famous, but they do result in lasting memories. And why not? They always take place in fantastic villas, take place on balmy nights, and have a unique combination: men au naturel, camaraderie, great music, and sexy vibes. We’ve thrown pool parties many times, and they’re always, um, raging successes. 

What makes them so special? Perhaps the better question to ask is, What actually happens at these parties? Well… these private gatherings vary as much with the activities, as with the men who attend. Sometimes there are naked games. Other times, there’s body painting. And sometimes, a few local friends join us. Always, there’s time at the pool… and delicious cocktails. With our events, you can definitely expect Everything To SEE, including lots of cocks – and tails!

Dinner tonight will be grilled poolside. Nudity, grilled dinner, outdoor environment, and men. Simple… but so delicious.

Famous: The Photogenic French Town

Off-the-Beaten-Path: A Most Astoundingly Aesthetic Mansion

Day 5: 

Like cruising? If your answer’s “in what way?”, then we’ve got you covered. Cruise down a canal on a small boat… or cruise in the dunes, at the largest naturist resort in the world. 

Most likely, enthusiasts of naturism have heard of Cap d’Agde. It’s famous – not only for the nude beach and its unabashed activity – but even more so as a naturist village, where the inhabitants are nude – be they shopping in its markets, running errands at the post office, or partying. There’s a gay section of the nude beach, and we’ve heard – pssst – that cruising takes place in the dunes just behind it. We’ll get thee to the nude beach… whether it’s just for sunning, or for cruising on your own terms.

Of course, cruising to other naturists simply means… being on a boat. And that’s just what we’ll do. Cruise through the canals of an authentic French town situated between the lake and the sea. From the waterways criss-crossing the town, you’ll get a firsthand understanding of how this fishing port became so important. Be sure to duck as we pass under footbridges! Back on land, we’ll visit an interesting indoor market selling fresh seafood, vegetables, meats, and cheeses. There’s an interesting viewpoint, as well as a great spot at the edge of town where we can see the Mediterranean crashing into a seawall. Our experience is partly thanks to King Louis XIV, who originally made the maritime opening to the Canal du Midi.

As always, you can choose to hang back at the villa too, relaxing and sunning the day away.

No need to dress for dinner tonight. The local pizza shop’s cooking up pies for us, so we’ll have a casual meal at our 18th century manor house – naturally, naked.

Famous: Cap D’Agde Nude Beach

Off-the-Beaten-Path: Cruising Through Canals

Day 6: 

Come to Aigues-Morte. It’s a bit surreal to be in a town that at first might seem like any other town in France, but has a medieval wall around it. There are shops and food stands and hotels and plazas – one with the church Notre-Dames des Sablons dating back to 1183.  

Indeed, this place was a port – until the sea receded and stranded the town. Join our walking tour, stroll along the top of the walls to see pink salt flats and flamingoes, or just wander around exploring galleries, studios, and stores at your leisure. You do you… one way or another, you’ll travel back in time.

Alternatively, join our excursion for oysters. Considered a delicacy around the world, did you know that humans have been eating these mollusks since prehistoric times? Equally interesting, the reputation of the oyster as an aphrodisiac actually has some basis. At least we know they contain substances associated with good sexual health (like zinc, which is necessary for testosterone production). Regardless of the benefits, everyone agrees that oysters are best consumed as close to the source as possible. We’ll take a barge to see how they’re grown, and go on to the lagoon at the producer’s premises, enjoying their award-winning oysters and mussels – with superb views over the oyster tables.

That evening, savor our farewell dinner. It’s in one of the newest restaurants in one of the oldest cities in France (circa 575BC). Afterwards, you can stroll down the pedestrian plaza between the boulevards, with new friends – and new memories.

Famous: Aigues-Morte, the Walled Medieval Town

Off-the-Beaten-Path: Oyster Excursion

Day 7:

A leisurely morning. Relax at the pool… relax with another delicious breakfast by our naked chef… even relax while packing. For as you’ve now experienced firsthand, there’s no rush in le sud de la France. Whether you have a flight this day, or you’re extending your trip a bit longer, we’ll make sure you’re prepared for wherever your next move takes you. Our cars await, with air conditioned comfort.