THE NAKED THAI VILLA
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Day 1:

This trip takes place on one of Thailand’s southernmost islands, Phuket. We’ll pick you up from the Phuket airport (airport code HKT) – or from a few hotel locations on the island – between 3 and 5pm, and bring you to The Naked Thai Villa. Settle into your room, unpack, and get naked.

Our first day is a relaxed day – a chance to kick back in our gorgeous accommodation, meet other guys, go for a swim, or even take a nap if you want. But don’t sleep too long – we’ve got welcome cocktails as the entire group meets for the first time, along with an orientation followed by a delicious dinner of both Thai and international selections. It’s a chill evening of socializing in a relaxed, Southeast Asian fashion.

Day 2: 

Today’s a day with nothing to do. Hell, it’s Everything To Sea… so really, there’s anything to see – er, we mean, do! Hang out at the villa, and give yourself a real day “free of plans.” That’s refreshing in itself! Sun, sleep, talk with others, nap with someone, do whatever you want.

We’ll leisurely head out to a nearby restaurant for dinner, well-known by the locals for fresh authentic Thai food. Think coconut chicken curry, shrimp cakes, morning glory greens, satay, seafood soup, pork fried rice, salt and pepper squid, or tom kha gai. Their Singapore Sling’s delish, as are the other cocktails (the owner was a bartender for over 10 years). This simple, casual eatery’s fun and laid back, but don’t lose focus on one thing: leave room for that most essential of Thai desserts, mango sticky rice!

Day 3:

Get physically “high” traversing the treetops, by gliding on cables as you zipline or walking on sky bridges, through the jungle. Or, take a cooking class and learn to perfect Thai dishes, with a local market visit first to choose your ingredients.

Famous Activity: Zipline or Sky Bridge
Off-the-Beaten-Path Activity: Thai Cooking Class

Dinner this evening is in a stylish casual rooftop steak and seafood restaurant located in the hills, affording views of both the sky and surrounding area. Showcasing a BBQ grill, delicious desserts, and a good vibe… you’ll feel the spirit of Phuket alive and well here in the hills!

After dinner, we’ll continue on to an over-the-top cabaret, where you’ll be dazzled by Thailand’s famous ladyboys. You won’t believe your eyes! It’s the costumes. It’s the stage props. It’s the songs. But in the end, it’s the marvelous ladyboys… probably the most spectacular drag show you’ll ever see.

Day 4: 

Wake up to a sense of calm. We’ll take the morning slow. Then, you can choose between a “Famous” walking tour of Phuket’s old town with a mix of historic architecture, boutiques, and street art. Or choose a faster way to cover some ground: the “Off-the-Beaten-Path” option, as a driver or passenger in an All Terrain Vehicle. Ride through local villages, tropical forests, a waterfall, and an unspoiled beach. Safe, but moderately bumpy!

Famous Activity: Old Town Phuket
Off-the-Beaten-Path Activity: ATV Rides

In the evening, bond with other guys at our trademark Naked Villa Party – a mid-week event complete with music, drinks, and connection. Between the “free” day – and being free of clothes in the evening – you’re sure to feel a renewed sense of freedom.

Everything To Sea’s all-male naked pool parties aren’t famous, but they do result in lasting memories. And why not? They always take place in a beautiful villa, take place on a balmy night, and have a unique combination: men au naturel, camaraderie, great music, and sexy vibes. We’ve thrown pool parties many times, and they’re always, um, raging successes. 

What makes them so special? Perhaps the better question to ask is, What actually happens at these parties? Well… these private gatherings vary as much with the activities, as with the men who attend. Sometimes there are naked games. Other times, there’s body painting. And sometimes, a few local friends from the island join us. Always, there’s time at the pool… and delicious cocktails. With our events, you can definitely expect Everything To SEE, including lots of cocks – and tails!

Dinner tonight will be poolside pizza, delivered to our villa by one of the island’s finest providers.

Day 5: 

Ahhhh, another day of relaxation in the mansion! Sleep in, get some sun, hang out with other guys, take an afternoon nap with someone… hell,  do whatever you want.

If you’re keen to head out on your own and explore whatever (or whomever, as Grindr’s alive and well in Phuket), feel free to do so…

Our dinner tonight’s in a well-known night market, and it’ll soon have us licking our lips. All sort of food’s for sale – from skewers, to fresh fish, to vegetable curries, with noodles and rice dishes and – well, we promise, everyone will find something they’re keen on eating. We’ll coordinate as each guy picks his own dinner choices. While your meal’s cooking, we’ll gather together at small tables in one section, taking in the myriad views of a typical Southeast Asian market.

We’ll continue on to watch an authentic Muay Thai kickboxing match. Kickboxing isn’t just for self-defense… Thai guys do it to keep fit, too. Bouts takes place in a boxing ring, with gloves, mouth guards, shorts, and bare feet to favor the use of kicks. Ritual abounds, as the kickboxers perform ram muay beforehand – a movement to show us their skills and control. The fighter circles the ring three times before kneeling and bowing to show respect for humanity. Some see it as reminiscent of Fight Club, but not nearly as dark. Others sense a homoerotic component, as half-naked men are wiped down by their attendants, ultimately squirmishing against each other for the win. Our seats are so close, we’re nearly in the ring!

Day 6: 

Elephants are certainly “Famous” throughout the world… but your visit to this sanctuary specifically for elephants will surely be unique. Sure, you’ll feed an elephant… but you’ll also have the chance to rub it (and yourself) with mud…  and then wash the mud off the elephants and yourself, in an extra-large shower built for both species. Or, perhaps you’ll choose our “Off-the-Beaten-Path” option, where you’ll visit a world-renowned Thai rum distillery. Have fun sampling flavored rums in a tasting session, and learn how to make delicious cocktails, too. 

Famous Activity: Elephant Sanctuary
Off-the-Beaten-Path Activity: Rum Distillery

Relish our farewell dinner in a 3-star Michelin-rated restaurant set in an antique palace. One of Thailand’s top dining establishments, the highly lauded menu features dishes unique to Phuket. Located in what was the former governor’s house, the buildings and gardens have been exquisitely restored to their original Sino-Portuguese architectural style.

Day 7:

A leisurely morning, perhaps with a swim in the pool, a reflective chat, or an exchange of contact details with newly-acquired friends. Don’t worry, there’ll plenty of time to pack this morning, too… 

Are you planning to see another part of Thailand? In that case, you may have a flight this day. Or perhaps you haven’t had enough of the island, and you’d like to extend your trip a bit.

After a hearty breakfast spread to get you ready for your upcoming journey – wherever that will be – we’ll make sure you’re prepared for your next move. Our cars await with air conditioned comfort.