Articles Tagged with: naked sailing

The Hidden, Deeply Unsettling Things You Can’t Unknow After Snorkeling

The ocean has a reputation for being calming, meditative, even romantic. Blue horizons. Gentle waves. A sense that everything down there is orderly and whole.

This article is not about that ocean. This is about the one you meet when you put your face in the water and actually pay attention… the ocean where bodies are built sideways, mouths and buttholes play musical chairs, sex is strategic rather than sentimental, and regeneration is treated as routine maintenance. Consider this a reminder that nature is not polite, not tidy, and not particularly interested in human ideas of “normal.” The sea, in particular, has been quietly doing whatever it wants for a very long time.

(This blog post began as a conversation between Everything To Sea co-founder Dave and Happiness Engineer Tom, about just how weird sea creatures really are.)

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Later, Dude: His Thoughts After Experiencing a Naked Sail

After our sailing season wrapped up last year, we waited a bit and then sent a message to some of the guys on each of our sails. The salt had washed off, the tan lines (or lack thereof) faded, and the guys were back in their routines — commuting, parenting, procrastinating, swiping, whatever it is they do.

We decided to check in. Not officially. No feedback forms or follow-up surveys. Just a simple message: “Hey, how’s life post-trip?”

The replies rolled in — honest, weird, beautiful. Here’s a look at what some of them said, completely unfiltered and unmistakably them.

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There’s a Decades-Old Boner War Raging Inside Nudist Camps

A boner war may be raging in nudist camps, but with Everything To Sea trips, the only thing raging might be boners themselves. Woops – now we’re just being “cheeky.” Not that there’s anything wrong with ass cheeks (or assholes; we like them on our trips, too! We mean, the body part… not some dick you just met.) Wait, did you just meet up with… some dick?

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