This mansion is the stuff of dreams. Wet dreams, really. Almost-like-a-porn-set dreams. A disco that’s doubles as a dungeon. A cedar sauna, where the only thing to look at is the other guys. A weight room, a game room, a bright red kitchen. And spacious bedrooms with marble-laden bathrooms. Perched right next to the cruising dunes of Maspalomas, this two-story sprawl feels like the perfect spot for your naughty fantasies. This is The Naked Canary Island Villa.
Stepping into this villa’s like stepping into a time capsule. You’re immediately brought back to the 1970s – a time of sexual indulgence and excess. The furniture, the fixtures, the lighting – everything harkens back to a bygone era. Indeed, this villa even has a Disco Dungeon!
This house is ideal for all sorts of antics. Frisky hands in the outdoor Jacuzzi. A role-play “curious neighbor” scene in the foyer. A gangbang in the sauna. Watersports in the backyard. Eating food off someone, stretched on the long table in the Bavarian Wine Cellar. This mansion’s like being on a film set, during the golden age of porn – except more fun, because it’s real…
You’ve never been to a “Disco Dungeon” before? We’re not surprised – it’s an Everything To Sea invention. It was actually pretty simple for us to conceive: the mansion’s got its own disco, complete with a great sound system, deep lighting, mirrors, an area with café tables and chairs, and even iconic musicians painted on one wall, “watching” the whole scene. It didn’t take us long to think how cool it would be to bring in some gear – like a sling, a Saint Andrew’s cross, a rim chair, restraints, harnesses, floggers and other fun fit for a dungeon – to make it the right fit for adventurous men. The mood’s lighthearted, so even guys with no prior experience will feel comfortable here, and not intimidated. The perfect place to explore – and maybe live out some fantasies…
Bedrooms can be shared or reserved as private rooms, if desired. All are fully air-conditioned. Sumptuous bathrooms are dripping with marble and glass. Rooms have tons of storage space, with floor to ceiling closets. And all easily access the classic Canarian patio (the open space in the middle of the house), a distinctive characteristic of traditional Canary Island architecture.
Indeed, the house easily doubles as a relaxing haven. It has a certain comfort level that feels like home – immediately welcoming, private, and not at all stuffy. The entire house is adorned with paintings and decorative arts. Most strikingly, it’s a true blend of decades past. From 1980s design motifs, to a Spanish aura with floor tiles and terra cotta roofs, to glitz, bling, and the basement’s fun and raunchy parts… this mansion’s got it all.
How do you have fun?
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Is it being nude with other guys?
Is it playing games, with no clothes on?>
Is fun for you in the realm of exhibitionism, walking naked outdoors in public, displaying yourself? (yep, it’s legal here…)
How about being in sexually-charged environments – from sex shops to fetish clubs?
Perhaps your kind of fun’s more physical – getting hot and sweaty, and losing-your-head-in-the-moment…
This experience, in The Naked Canary Island Villa, lets you have as much fun as you like – in as many ways as you like!
In The Naked Canary Island Villa, life is sexually free again. You are sexually free. You have a sense of power. And your body? It’s not just a housing… it’s an actual tool that allows you to fully express how you feel inside.
This experience is about fun and games. If you’re horny, lustful, and sometimes have the spirit of a satyr, you really should take a good look at what we’ve created. Like being with men in ways other than conversation? This let-it-all-go trip may be right up your, uh, alley.
ITINERARY
Each day, do things that truly interest you. Choose from two options:
Or, just hang out naked that day… at our upscale, luxury villa.
Whatever you like, however you wish: this is The Naked Canary Island Villa, and there really is Everything to See.
After booking, you’ll be sent a selection form so you can make your activity choices
This over-the-top accommodation has two levels, with a beautiful circular staircase. It is a five minute walk from the dunes, some simple bars en la playa, and one of the most spectacular beaches in Gran Canaria.
It has two spacious living rooms (one with a grand piano) – both bright and giving way to a large grassy private-walled garden. There’s a boomerang-shaped pool, a jacuzzi, a sauna, a fitness area, and thirteen bathrooms! The villa can accommodate up to 20 guests, in nine guest rooms. Additional space for socializing includes open dining areas, an outdoor kitchen, a game room, and a disco, which actually doubles as a dungeon.
