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The Naked French Villa

 

This experience – on land, not water – is for men of all orientations, and features a clothing-optional upscale villa.
Offered once a year.

Best described as “upscale comfort,” this mansion is the epitome of charm. Expect an immediate immersion into a quiet village in the South of France. Although much of the Occitanie region could fit this description, our accommodation’s the prime spot. Right away you know you’re in an oasis of relaxation. This is The Naked French Villa.  

The villa has eleven guest rooms, a large heated pool (lit at night for midnight dips), and a whirlpool around the corner, for quieter times. Plenty of lounge chairs border the pool, and unique “daybed mattresses” handle four guys comfortably. Nearby there’s a covered “summer parlour” where you can smell sweetly-scented lavender and jasmine growing. The upstairs living room’s from another era, with a bar, games and library area. Downstairs offers another group lounge option. This 200-year old house boasts original features like old wood beams and stone walls. French doors abound, and encaustic tiles from the 1920s adorn many floors. It’s obvious: this house has been lovingly restored.

All bedrooms feature spacious ensuite bathrooms, air conditioning, and refrigerators – and most have balconies or terraces right off the rooms. From super-king-sized beds to singles, sleeping options abound – and all can be shared, or reserved as private rooms.

THE NAKED
FRENCH VILLA

September 11 – 17, 2024

One week with men naked, everywhere.
A dazzling array of activities, from the most famous things to do, to things off-the-beaten-path.
A land trip that changes “Everything To Sea”, into “Everything To SEE”.

This experience – on land, not water – is for men of all orientations, and features a clothing-optional upscale villa.
Offered once a year.

Best described as “upscale comfort,” this mansion is the epitome of charm. Expect an immediate immersion into a quiet village in the South of France. Although much of the Occitanie region could fit this description, our accommodation’s the prime spot. Right away you know you’re in an oasis of relaxation. This is The Naked French Villa.  

The villa has eleven guest rooms, a large heated pool (lit at night for midnight dips), and a whirlpool around the corner, for quieter times. Plenty of lounge chairs border the pool, and unique “daybed mattresses” handle four guys comfortably. Nearby there’s a covered “summer parlour” where you can smell sweetly-scented lavender and jasmine growing. The upstairs living room’s from another era, with a bar, games and library area. Downstairs offers another group lounge option. This 200-year old house boasts original features like old wood beams and stone walls. French doors abound, and encaustic tiles from the 1920s adorn many floors. It’s obvious: this house has been lovingly restored.

All bedrooms feature spacious ensuite bathrooms, air conditioning, and refrigerators – and most have balconies or terraces right off the rooms. From super-king-sized beds to singles, sleeping options abound – and all can be shared, or reserved as private rooms.

FEATURES

FEATURES

A Seven Day / Six Night Experience

  • Be naked as much as you’d like in our 11 bedroom charming villa, with stunning views of the sun setting over the horizon

  • See things that truly interest you, with two itinerary options to choose from each day: “Famous” activities and “Off-The-Beaten-Path” activities

  • Visit the nude beach at Cap d’Agde, the largest naturist resort in the world… or ventue into the dunes, for a different scene…

  • Explore the epitome of fairytale medieval castles – France’s second most popular attraction after the Eiffel Tower – with a handsome knight by your side

  • Enjoy Europe’s best oysters, first by barge to see how they’re cultivated, and then on the lagoon at the producer’s premises

  • Be dazzled by an antique villa of Art Nouveau treasures, showcasing eclectic architecture, abundant decorations, and the eccentric owner’s story, too

  • Experience a boat ride through the canals in France’s biggest fish port – a funky town known as “The Little Venice”

  • Meander through a remarkable medieval walled town – with our walking tour, or on your own. You can even stroll along the top of the walls, to see pink salt flats and flamingoes

  • Feast on fresh, healthy meals made by our naked personal chef

  • Enjoy our infinity pool with bottomless cocktails, served by our naked butler

  • Experience the holistic healing modality known as breathwork, which boosts circulation and generates a state of calm

  • Bond with other guys at our trademark Naked Villa Party – a mid-week event complete with music, drinks, connection, and a renewed sense of freedom

  • Stimulate your palate with a multi-course farewell degustation dinner in an over-the-top underwater restaurant. It’s really underwater! See pic below, in “Itinerary” section

  • Explore the countless secret spots in the villa with new friends

  • Visit a family-run organic vineyard to learn about the “magic” of fermenting with 9 grape varieties… then sip the wines with their home cooked meal al fresco on the slopes of a volcano

  • Enjoy our villa pool with bottomless cocktails, served by our friendly naked butler

  • Kayak down a quintessential French river, and enjoy a fun time… fantastic views… and a refreshing swim in the water

  • Delight in our favorite brasserie off-the-beaten-track, and relish a delicious dinner on its terrace

  • Luxuriate in one of the best wine regions of France with ancient plane trees lining streets, ivy-covered stone walls, and grapes growing everywhere

  • Explore one of the most charming villages in the region with cobblestone-paved backstreets, wonderful wooden doorways and tall shuttered windows… hard to resist taking pics!

  • Savor our farewell dinner – in one of the newest restaurants – in one of the oldest cities in France (circa 575BC). Afterwards, stroll down the pedestrian plaza between the boulevards, with new friends – and new memories

And many more features, that come with all of our Naked Villa experiences.

ITINERARY

ITINERARY

Each day, do things that truly interest youChoose from two options:

  • A “Famous Activity” (things first-timers to France often seek)

  • An “Off-The-Beaten-Path Activity” (ideal for guys who’ve already been to France; this is a chance to go deeper)

Or, just hang out naked that day… at our upscale, luxury villa.
Whatever you like, however you wish: this is The Naked French Villa, and there really is Everything to See.

After booking, you’ll be sent a selection form so you can make your activity choices

FULL 7 DAY ITINERARY

Day 1:

We’ll pick you up between 1 and 4pm from the Béziers train station (or our meeting points in Pézenas, 45 minutes from the Montpelier airport “MPL”), and bring you to The Naked French Villa. Settle into your room, unpack, and get naked. Later, we’ll take you on a tour through the mansion.

Our first day is a relaxed day – a chance to kick back in our gorgeous accommodation, meet other guys, go for a swim in the pool, or even take a nap if you want. But don’t sleep too much – dinner’s by the pool under the stars. Expect a delicious 3-course dinner, accompanied by our favorite local wines – and your new, newly-arrived, like-minded friends.


Day 2: 

Wake up to charming church bells – just a part of typical village life in the South of France. The overlay is the sound of birds in trees, chirping something that sounds like “sweeeeet”. And that’s what this day’s gonna be. We’ll take the morning slow, then, you can choose between a “Famous” visit to Carcassonne Castle, or the “Off-the-Beaten-Path” activity today: kayaking down a charming river with lovely sights along the way. 

Carcassonne is considered one of the best castles in Southern France… and we think we’ve got one of the best experiences there. Accompany a handsome 13th century knight, as we immerse ourselves in the history of the Middle Ages. You’ll half-expect to see armed lookouts manning the fortified city’s towers – but luckily, our charming knight’s with us to insure our safety! Designated a UNESCO World Heritage Site, this is the epitome of a fairytale medieval castle.

Kayaks offer another sort of adventure. You’ll paddle past spectacular sights including an old stone bridge, riverside gardens, vineyards, and a village considered “the most beautiful in France.” Our excursion’s ideal for anyone who likes a bit of activity, with a few easy rapids – and refreshing swims if you fancy, too.

This evening we’ll delight in our favorite brasserie off the beaten track, as we enjoy a delicious dinner al fresco. Co-founder Dave calls it “the-most-wonderful-little-French-bistro-you’d-hope-to find-in-a-small-village-in-the-South-of-France.” Charming as all, with art all over the inside walls, the outside terrace offers views of a charming village – including an old, well lit church nearby in excellent condition. But the amazing food and delicious vin (alas, we’re in wine-soaked Languedoc) is why everyone keeps coming back.

Famous: Carcassonne Castle

Off-the-Beaten-Path: Kayaks on the Beautiful River 


Day 3:

Today’s a day with nothing to do. When was the last time you can say that actually happened?  

Hang out at the villa, and give yourself a day truly free of plans. This is truly refreshing. Bask in the sun, sleep, talk with others, nap with someone. Honestly: do whatever you want. 

Maybe you’d even like to head out and wander around the quaint village. If so, be careful of one thing: you don’t get the words to Lou Reed’s Perfect Day stuck in your head… 

“Just a perfect day…Problems all left alone…It’s such a perfect day…I’m glad I spent it with you…”

This evening we’ve got a special treat in store. We’ll visit a small, family-run organic vineyard in Languedoc – one of the fastest-growing wine regions in France. In fact, it’s the largest producer of AOC rosé wines in the country. But this is way beyond the typical orchard tour. Learn about the magic of fermentation, and how the juice of grapes transforms to alcohol. Because it’s the month of harvest, we’re bound to see some unusual activity. We’ll follow this with an authentic French home-cooked dinner. As we dine at the slope of their volcano, you’ll hear how the family’s wine names have personal origins, culled from favorite songs, movies, and even people they knew. 


Day 4: 

When you hear our company name, do you hear “Everything To SEE”? Then this day’s for you. Choose between seeing an authentic French town on market day (it seems like a gazillion opportunities for photos), or experiencing an even more extreme aesthetic – at a most eclectic villa, built by a most extreme man.

Explore the town of Pézenas on foot. It’s paved with cobblestones and has wonderful wooden doorways and tall shuttered windows. Walk with us, or wander off on your own. Don’t worry, because even if you get lost in the maze of back streets, the visible steeple of the church L’eglise Saint Jean serves as our meeting point. Hear the sounds of people singing a song from one house, a young man calling to someone from the balcony window of another. Still, it’s the visuals that captivate, for this is a most photogenic town – a photographer’s delight. Even the novice can’t help but snap some pics. Seriously, if you like to take pictures, it doesn’t get better than this. The weekly market this day is a bonus.

Or join us on our excursion to both a modern-day palace and antique villa. We’ll bring you to a little-known chateau, showcasing eclectic architecture and decorative arts from the end of the 19th century. After 15 years of renovation, this jaw-dropping residence is finally open to the public. Within interiors that mix Egyptian and oriental Art Nouveau in an explosion of colors, you’ll see fabulous stained glass windows, astounding paintings and original furniture. Learn about the man behind the mansion, who inherited gobs of money, created this chateau with it, and entertained lavish parties.

In the evening, bond with other guys at our trademark Naked Villa Party – a mid-week event complete with music, drinks, and connection. Everything To Sea’s all-male naked pool parties aren’t famous, but they do result in lasting memories. And why not? They always take place in fantastic villas, take place on balmy nights, and have a unique combination: men au naturel, camaraderie, great music, and sexy vibes. We’ve thrown pool parties many times, and they’re always, um, raging successes. 

What makes them so special? Perhaps the better question to ask is, What actually happens at these parties? Well… these private gatherings vary as much with the activities, as with the men who attend. Sometimes there are naked games. Other times, there’s body painting. And sometimes, a few local friends join us. Always, there’s time at the pool… and delicious cocktails. With our events, you can definitely expect Everything To SEE, including lots of cocks – and tails!

Dinner tonight will be grilled poolside. Nudity, grilled dinner, outdoor environment, and men. Simple… but so delicious.

Famous: The Photogenic French Town

Off-the-Beaten-Path: A Most Astoundingly Aesthetic Mansion


Day 5: 

Like cruising? If your answer’s “in what way?”, then we’ve got you covered. Cruise down a canal on a small boat… or cruise in the dunes, at the largest naturist resort in the world. 

Most likely, enthusiasts of naturism have heard of Cap d’Agde. It’s famous – not only for the nude beach and its unabashed activity – but even more so as a naturist village, where the inhabitants are nude – be they shopping in its markets, running errands at the post office, or partying. There’s a gay section of the nude beach, and we’ve heard – pssst – that cruising takes place in the dunes just behind it. We’ll get thee to the nude beach… whether it’s just for sunning, or for cruising on your own terms.

Of course, cruising to other naturists simply means… being on a boat. And that’s just what we’ll do. Cruise through the canals of an authentic French town situated between the lake and the sea. From the waterways criss-crossing the town, you’ll get a firsthand understanding of how this fishing port became so important. Be sure to duck as we pass under footbridges! Back on land, we’ll visit an interesting indoor market selling fresh seafood, vegetables, meats, and cheeses. There’s an interesting viewpoint, as well as a great spot at the edge of town where we can see the Mediterranean crashing into a seawall. Our experience is partly thanks to King Louis XIV, who originally made the maritime opening to the Canal du Midi.

As always, you can choose to hang back at the villa too, relaxing and sunning the day away.

No need to dress for dinner tonight. The local pizza shop’s cooking up pies for us, so we’ll have a casual meal at our 18th century manor house – naturally, naked.

Famous: Cap D’Agde Nude Beach

Off-the-Beaten-Path: Cruising Through Canals


Day 6: 

Come to Aigues-Morte. It’s a bit surreal to be in a town that at first might seem like any other town in France, but has a medieval wall around it. There are shops and food stands and hotels and plazas – one with the church Notre-Dames des Sablons dating back to 1183.  

Indeed, this place was a port – until the sea receded and stranded the town. Join our walking tour, stroll along the top of the walls to see pink salt flats and flamingoes, or just wander around exploring galleries, studios, and stores at your leisure. You do you… one way or another, you’ll travel back in time.

Alternatively, join our excursion for oysters. Considered a delicacy around the world, did you know that humans have been eating these mollusks since prehistoric times? Equally interesting, the reputation of the oyster as an aphrodisiac actually has some basis. At least we know they contain substances associated with good sexual health (like zinc, which is necessary for testosterone production). Regardless of the benefits, everyone agrees that oysters are best consumed as close to the source as possible. We’ll take a barge to see how they’re grown, and go on to the lagoon at the producer’s premises, enjoying their award-winning oysters and mussels – with superb views over the oyster tables.

That evening, savor our farewell dinner. It’s in one of the newest restaurants in one of the oldest cities in France (circa 575BC). Afterwards, you can stroll down the pedestrian plaza between the boulevards, with new friends – and new memories.

Famous: Aigues-Morte, the Walled Medieval Town

Off-the-Beaten-Path: Oyster Excursion


Day 7:

A leisurely morning. Relax at the pool… relax with another delicious breakfast by our naked chef… even relax while packing. For as you’ve now experienced firsthand, there’s no rush in le sud de la France. Whether you have a flight this day, or you’re extending your trip a bit longer, we’ll make sure you’re prepared for wherever your next move takes you. Our cars await, with air conditioned comfort.

See full itinerary

WHAT’S INCLUDED

WHAT’S INCLUDED

  • Entry fees and transportation for all “Famous” activities

  • Entry fees and transportation for all “Off-The-Beaten-Path” activities

  • All meals, from trip start to finish

  • Afternoon snacks

  • Soft drinks, mineral water, coffee, and tea

  • Our signature Juice-of-the-Day

  • 24-hour open bar with beer, wine, vodka, gin, whisky, and rum

  • Fruit basket – available all day and night

  • Four Group Leaders

  • Full-body naked massage in our open-air spa

  • Services of naked chef/butler

  • All linens, including towels

  • Laundry services

  • Multi-course degustation farewell dinner

  • Airport/Hotel pick-up and drop-off

  • All tips

  • Fruit basket – available all day and night

  • Four Group Leaders

  • A full-body naked massage

  • Services of our naked concierge at the villa

  • All linens, including towels

  • Laundry services

  • Farewell dinner in a specially-chosen venue

  • Airport/Meeting points pick-up and drop-off

  • All tips

PRICING OPTIONS
PRICING OPTIONS

VILLA OVERVIEW

VILLA OVERVIEW

Nestled within a small village in the province of Languedoc, this lovingly restored accommodation has paid close attention to every detail in layout, design, decoration, furnishings, equipment, and amenities. 

Our villa is a 200 year old mansion spanning three levels. The ground floor opens to a charming garden with a fountain, and just beyond is a pool with plenty of lounge chairs. It can accommodate up to 19 guests, in eleven guest rooms fitted to a high standard. Additional space for socializing includes a summer lounge, an open dining area, a living room, a parlor, a fitness room, and a secluded jacuzzi.

SELECT YOUR ROOM HERE

DEPARTURE DATES

DEPARTURE DATES

This experience takes place during the dry shoulder season. Locals say it’s the best time of year to be in the South of France. With temperatures in the mid 70s (24 °C), it’s pleasant and warm – the perfect climate to shed your clothes.

Dates 2024   

September 11 – 17

Your preferred departure date is not listed? No problem, see “Your Private Journey”.

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